Okay.

I’ve decided.  I have to commit to wearing shoes that fit.  And when I say shoes naturally I mean heels.  I have a bad knee, a bad ankle, shin splints, damaged feet from ballet, and wide feet from pointe.  No matter what shoes I wear I only get an hour of standing before my knee begins to ache.

I detest flats.  I wear heels constantly.  They can’t all be 5-inch platforms from Aldo and BCBG.  Bad for feet, knees, hips, back, and probably neck too.

Well then.  Born, Sofft, Cole Haan, and Stuart Weitzman… expect an immediate increase in sales.

Committed.

I swear.